February 2012
Mann someone hang out with me dammit
Anonymous asked: sometimes i wish me and you didn't have girlfriends i'd love to be yours
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I am one metrosexual motherfucker.
What the hell ever happened to Ciara?
Well, I caved and joined Neopets, What is my life?
Thank you! :D
deadbodydisco replied to your post: All of my pictures look alike because I’m an…
You’re so adorable ^.^
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48 days till I see Alannah!
Watchiwastheocean:
this is better than every episode of workaholics
I fucking love him.
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I was just sitting here listening to music when I hear a cat hissing and I looked to my left and there’s a fucking cat sitting outside my window and when I looked at him he started like screaming then I screamed and fell out of my chair. The thing was demonic. This is my fucking house, I dunno who that little bastard thinks he is.
nick-masons-garden-party:
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Watchitsjustsoup:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
joshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
“Your parents paid a lot of money on your education”
“guys want a girl who can recite the constitution while having sex” ok
Her voice made me want to punch kittens.
Temple Run stresses me out.
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I want sleeping pills.
So I’ve become a terrible blogger.
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mapcrunch2: how to play
crowry:
take your friends for a drive,
leave them on the road,
yell: ”OK NOW FIND THE AIRPORT”
drive away
laugh
Alannah won't tell me that my butts adorable.
:((
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Anonymous asked: I'd chill with you and watch movies and talk about how cute you and Alannah are.
I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit.
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
left-handedlesbian:
Do it. Surprise me. :)
Omg someone please
mypenguinisninja asked: Oh my god! Im so excited you follow me now!! Ahh fan girl moment. :DD <3
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You Know You're Trans* When: #1234 "His vagina"...
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i was so nice until i got a blog